That's okay- Hotel Monaco will take care of that with their goldfish companion program.
From their website: Guppy Love. Can't bring Spot or Kitty with you this time? Not to worry—Hotel Monaco Alexandria will bring you a complimentary goldfish to keep you company during your stay. Sometimes a little extra color, companionship and quiet relaxation are all you need. And without any extra effort—our staff is trained to feed and care for the fish—all you need to do is enjoy.