Tuesday, May 17, 2011

You Have Broken My Heart For the Last Time (Political Edition)

Luther "Luke" Campbell, formerly of 2LiveCrew, has announced that he will run for mayor of Miami-Dade County.

Although Campbell probably wouldn't be any weirder than the panoply of misfits who have run or become mayor of Miami-Dade, I am disappointed that one of his campaign platforms is to raise revenue by charging strippers a fee for a "license" to dance in Miami-Dade country strip clubs.

THAT IS ANTITHETICAL TO EVERYTHING 2LIVE CREW STANDS FOR, LUKE. YOU CAN'T LICENSE SEXY!

1 comment:

  1. I've just downloaded iStripper, so I can watch the best virtual strippers on my desktop.

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