Monday, August 8, 2011

Open Letter Mondays

And Open Letter to Turqatic, MAC's New Sensual Sea-Spray Fragrance

Dear Turqatic,

The term turqatic sounds less like a sensual sea-spray fragrance and more like the genus of a newly discovered water-dwelling mammal. Scientists have named the curious beast, discovered off the coast of Madagascar, T. turqatic, in honor of the hapless diver who discovered it and promptly expired from the effect of the disarmingly adorable little animal's deadly poison glands. The scientific community is already abuzz at the potential for using T. turqatic's venom as a Botox-like substance.

Sincerely,
Me

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