An Open Letter to Miller Baker, Republican Candidate for State Senate, Whose Increasingly Desperate Radio Ads Imploring People to Vote For Him In The Republican Primary Are Getting On My Nerves
Dear Miller Baker,
I understand that you really, really want this seat in the State Senate. You have the dark suit. The red tie. The pasty complexion. The side-parted silver hair. The American flag lapel pin. But your radio spots sound like they were designed by someone more used to doing monster truck rally narration:
"Vote for MILLER BAKER!!! His name is not ONE, but TWO jobs!"
Dial it down a bit, man. It's like dating. We can sense your desperation.