Monday, October 31, 2011

Open Letter Mondays

An Open Letter to the Close Standing Man at the 7-11

Dear Close Standing Man,

There are a lot of mysteries in this world. Atlantis. The second shooter on the grassy knoll. Why I can have 7 socks, and no matches. How you can always eat a little bit of ice cream, no matter how full you are. If anyone ever transmuted lead to gold. Where Genghis Khan is buried. And so on.

But one things that is so mysteriously mysterious is why you have to stand so close in the check-out line.

Confusedly,
Me

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